Here's the top ten reasons Daily Radar will no longer publish, courtesy of Dan Egger:

12. Finally perfected our rocket jump. Nothing left for us to do here.
11. We must go now. Our planet needs us.
10. Penny Arcade's "insightful," "witty" and "urbane" mockery finally crushed our spirits (especially that one where Mike Wolf had his head up his ass).
9. All assets acquired by Chris Bushnell's other website: www.boxingchronicle.com
8. We wanted to beat the other game website employees to the unemployment lines.
7. John Romero made us his bitch.
6. After an uninterrupted streak of four years, someone forgot to hit "Continue" at the end of the day. (That one's old school).
5. Controversial review of The Klumps undermined reader confidence.
4. Your mom.
3. Simply could not bring ourselves to write one more word about why one black box is better than another. Buy both of them! You know you will no matter what we say.
2. Failed to read job descriptions: it turns out all Internet jobs are "virtual."
1. We are bias.